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Rubber Chicken Rubber Fish Snake Nut Can
Gotta have the Rubber Chicken.
22" Long
Rubber Fish. Could become as popular as the Rubber Chicken.... Hmmmm... probably NOT.
13" long
Snake Nut Can. SURPRISE!! Snake pops out of can. Like you've never seen that before.
4" can
Bang Gun Fake Knife Chattering Teeth
Bang Gun. These don't have all the glamour and glitz of the new Gag Gifts, but they have lasted through the years as a timeless classic........or whatever.
8" long when opened and 5" when closed
Fake Knife. Pretend to stab your friends or family.
Length of knife (including handle) is 7"
The Classic Chattering Teeth. Comes with separate wind up key.
About the size of an adult set of chops, maybe a little bigger
Barnoculars Two Headed Nickel Fake Faucet
Barnoculars. Great for Sneaking.....aaaaa.....soda pop (or something else) into any event.
Holds 16oz
Two Headed Nickel. Call heads and you WIN!!! Don't be a bonehead and call tails. And, YES the bonehead is one of our other wonderful products. Isn't it amazing how we can mesh these products together into a bundle of fun you can not resist.......Ya Right.
Looks and feels like a REAL nickel
Fake Faucet. Suction Cup versatility makes for a good mobile prank. Best when used during drought or heat exhaustion.
4" x 3"
Exploding Golf Ball Fake Bomb Wobbly Golf Ball
Exploding Golf Ball. Switch golf balls on a friend and watch as the ball is hit and disappears into a cloud of dust.
Regular Golf Ball Size
Fake Bomb with Caps. When somebody picks this up..BOOM! Comes with 152 Caps that are loaded one at a time.
2" diameter
Wobbly Crazy Golf Ball. When it comes down to the big money putt you need to switch balls using this crazy wobbly golf ball.
Regular Golf Ball Size
Naughty Pig
Naughty Pig w/Key Chain
Naughty Cow Bill Snatcher
Naughty Pig, Also Known As "Naughty Ned" (SEE BELOW FOR MANY MORE NAUGHTY ANIMALS : sheep, dog, elephant, hippo). The pig is on a keychain, but the keychain can easily be removed if you don't want it). You squeeze this cute little pig and a big brown turd comes out his butt. When you let go the brown slime goes back in the pig. It can be used over, and over, and over.
2" long by 1.5" high
Naughty Cow, Also Known As "Messie Bessie" (SEE BELOW FOR MANY MORE NAUGHTY ANIMALS : sheep, dog, elephant, hippo). The cow is on a keychain, but it can be removed). Same as the Naughty Pig above, but a cute little, innocent, fun Cow........that craps. Yippeee!!
2" long by 1.5" high
Bill Snatcher. Use at the Grocery Store, Department Store, or any other place where you would be handing over your hard earned cash.
1" diameter and string is about 36"
Exploding Pen Ice Cube Bar Bugs Exploding Gum
Exploding Pen with Caps. When the pen cap is removed...BOOM! These scare the crap out of the person using the pen. Don't give to someone with a weak heart. Comes with 72 Caps.
Regular Pen Size
Ice Cube Bar Bug. Slip into someones drink and watch as they say; "Holy Cow is that a bug in my drink", or they might say something not as pleasant.
Size of Regular Ice Cube
Exploding Gum with Caps. When the stick of gum is removed... POW ZAP BLAM !!! Sounds kind of like the old Batman shows. Comes with 72 Caps.
Size of 5 Stick Pack of Gum
Party Snaps Stink Loads Hand Buzzer
Party Snaps. Throw these on the ground and there is a little SNAP, CRACKLE, POP. Fun for all occasions.
50 Snaps in each Box
Stink Cigarette Loads. Use these to get someone to stop smoking. These are NOT the exploding loads, they are the stinky loads.
6 Stink Loads per Pack
Hand Buzzer. How classic are these? Shake someones hand and ...gzzzzzzzzz. Gives them a little vibrating action on the hand.
Slides around finger
Disappearing Ink Sticky Jokers Coin Fake Lottery Ticket
Disappearing Ink. You want to really piss someone off. Squirt, Spill, Toss, or Splatter this stuff on someones shirt. We recommend ordering a squirting pen along with the disappearing ink.
One Ounce Bottle
Sticky Jokers Coin. Stick this on a bar, hardwood floor, table, etc.., and watch as some cheap bastard gets frustrated.
Silver Dollar Size
Fake Lottery Ticket. You want to boost someone way, way up, and then drop them like a sack of cement? These are perfect! Each ticket is a guaranteed $10,000 winner. There are 5 different styles and if you order more than one we will mix them up. If you order just one we will randomly pick the style.
Lottery Ticket Size
Car Bullet Holes Exhaust Whistle Re-Lighting Candles
Fake Car Bullet Hole Stickers. Do you want your car to look like it just drove through a war zone? These stickers will do the job. These fake car bullet holes are stickers not magnets.
9 Stickers per Sheet
Exhaust Whistle. Place in a friends muffler and make him/her look like a fool as they drive around in a whistling car. Works great on Relatives cars also, and even people you don't know, but don't expect to get it back.
Fits Circular Muffler about 1.5 to 2.0 inches in diameter
Re-Lighting Candles. You Huff, You Puff, You Blow, and these candles keep re-lighting. Make sure the Birthday Boy or Girl doesn't get their birthday wish with these candles.
12 Candles per Pack
Snap Gum Fake Bullet Holes Itching Powder
Snappy Gum. Pretend to be nice and offer someone a piece of gum. When they pull the gum out...SNAP on their finger. Guess you're not so nice after all. HeeHee.
Size of 5 pack of gum
Fake Bullet Holes. Stick these on someones Car Window, House Window, or any other glass to simulate realistic Bullet Holes. They'll feel like they are in a war zone..... THAT'S NOT GOOD!!
3 Stickers per Pack
Itching Powder. Same old itching powder that has been around for a couple hundred years......OK, maybe not that long. BUT, it definitely is a classic.
Pack is about 3.5" X 2.5"
Exploding Lighter Rubber Pencil Naughty Elephant Naughty Elephant
Exploding Lighter. This will stop somebody, anybody, everybody, from playing with fire. Comes with 72 Caps.
Size of regular Bic Lighter
Rubber Pencil (entire pencil is rubber, see below for pencil that is wood with rubber tip). These pencils are similiar to those cheap little pencils you get on the golf course, but of course they are rubber. If you are a crappy golfer and you don't want to be able to keep score, these are perfect.
Little over 4" long
Naughty Elephant. Same as Naughty Pig and Cow described above. Squish and big brown turd comes out of butt. COOL!!!! NOTE : Sometimes we have purple in stock and sometimes we have gray. We will ship out whichever color we have in stock at the time.
2" long by 1.5" high
Naughty Sheep Naughty Hippo Naughty Dog Yellow Naughty Dog White
Naughty Sheep. Same as Naughty Pig and Cow described above. Squish and big brown turd comes out of butt. COOL!!!!
2" long by 1.5" high
Naughty Hippo. Same as Naughty Pig and Cow described above. Squish and big brown turd comes out of butt. COOL!!!! NOTE : Sometimes we have purple in stock and sometimes we have pink. We will ship out whichever color we have in stock at the time.
2" long by 1.5" high
Naughty Dog. Same as Naughty Pig and Cow described above. Squish and big brown turd comes out of butt. COOL!!!! NOTE : Sometimes we have white in stock and sometimes we have yellow. We will ship out whichever color we have in stock at the time.
2" long by 1.5" high
Wobbly Que Ball Rubber Tip Pencil Exploding Wallet
Wobbly Que Ball. Sneak this Que ball onto the pool table and make that pool shark look like an amateur.
Same size and weight as a regular pool ball
Rubber Pencil (pencil is wood with rubber tip). These pencils are similiar to those cheap little pencils you get on the golf course, but the tip is rubber. See above for pencil that is all Rubber. This one is a little more realistic, but use the all Rubber Pencil first then transition to this Pencil and really screw with people.
Little over 4" long
Exploding Wallet with Caps. When wallet is opened...BOOM! Does someone sneak into your wallet to borrow (steal) a little extra money once in awhile? Leave this wallet laying around and listen for the scream. Don't use on someone with a weak heart. Comes with 72 Caps.
Cheapo Vinyl Wallet Size
Wobbly Eigth Ball Rubber Chicken Keychain Exploding Candy with Caps
Wobbly Eight Ball. Sneak this Eight ball onto the pool table and make that pool shark look like an amateur.
Same size and weight as a regular pool ball
Rubber Chicken Keychain. Similiar to the classic Rubber Chicken, but the smaller keychain version. The Chicken is actually fairly large for a keychain. You'll need a large pocket or a large purse to hold this oversized keychain.
Little over 5" long
Exploding Candy with Caps. When candy is opened...BOOM! Get the kids of the sweets with this little surprise. Don't use on someone with a weak heart. Comes with 72 Caps.
Small Crunchy Candy Size
Talking Toilet Paper
Talking Toilet Paper (requires 2 AAA batteries - not included). When the unsuspecting toilet paper puller yanks on the toilet paper your recorded message is played. If they had their pants on they would probably crap in their pants. The Talking Toilet Paper has so many great qualities that we can't list them all, but here are a few : Allows you to record and rerecord your own messages (upto 6 seconds long), Fits all toilet paper roll holders, Installs in seconds... years of fun, Convenient on/off switch.
Toilet Paper Roll Holder Size

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